WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
easy there henry
whos henry what thef uck?
*faint laughter from Britian*
- Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
- Child: We'll wake up the books.
- Parent: That's right.
10 Bleps That Prove A Cat Is Cutest When Its Tongue Is Out
The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness.
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations.
i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants
sometimes to the left
sometimes to the right
take it back now y’all
One hop this time
please don’t jump on my penis
WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT