Oct 21, 2014

easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

image

(Source: colourfulpantsandaspookyhat, via shescookiecat)

Oct 21, 2014

viktor cedric potter….

you were named for ron’s man crush and mine, high five son, you’re gonna be hot.

(Source: constantquibbling, via megisalivedammit)

Oct 21, 2014

When all of this is over, we’ll be a proper family. You’ll see. 

(Source: gifharrypotter, via she-was-as-moon)

Oct 21, 2014
  1. Parent to child at the library: Shhh...remember what we said about being loud in the library?
  2. Child: We'll wake up the books.
  3. Parent: That's right.
Oct 21, 2014

http://gladers.co.vu/post/100587025382/cumberdoom-papermonocle-things-i-learnt

cumberdoom:

papermonocle:

Things I learnt today: During WW1, MI5 used Girl Guides to send secret messages. They used Girl Guides because they quickly found that Boy Scouts couldn’t be trusted and were’t efficient enough.

At the start of the

Oct 21, 2014

catsbeaversandducks:

10 Bleps That Prove A Cat Is Cutest When Its Tongue Is Out

The Blep: An adorable phenomenon that involves the protrusion of a cat’s cute pink tongue, often due to forgetfulness. 
Here we observe the blep in its many beautiful manifestations. 

Via Distractify

(via cas-counts-deans-frecks)

Oct 21, 2014
Oct 21, 2014
impostoradult:

I love everything about this so much it hurts

impostoradult:

I love everything about this so much it hurts

(Source: blackbatpurplecat, via cas-counts-deans-frecks)

Oct 21, 2014

officialtokyosan:

letsrevince:

tforge13:

wordssetinstony:

tricksterkids:

cadegrey:

mjwatson:

i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants

sometimes to the left

sometimes to the right

sometimes up

sometimes down

sometimes painful

sometimes not

depends

take it back now y’all

One hop this time

please don’t jump on my penis

too late

image

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET THAT HOLY SHIT

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Oct 21, 2014
greathdips:

ririmon:

this just happened on my dashboard and i just

the turtle does not give a fuck about misato
it does the bend and snap in the face of anime

greathdips:

ririmon:

this just happened on my dashboard and i just

the turtle does not give a fuck about misato

it does the bend and snap in the face of anime

(via cas-counts-deans-frecks)

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